I work as an admissions person at a museum and it is amazing the horrible shit that gets said to me (worse than anything I've ever dealt with in the fucking 8 years I have of retail/customer service experience). I get cursed at, I get called names, I had someone throw his receipt at me the other day and call me… »
I have had a terrible morning (food poisoning) but that just made my life infinitely better. Also, can Margaret Cho just be in everything? Just seeing her puts me in a good mood. »
Oh, I haven't thought about their work in a while, but I have always loved it. I have a really vivid memory of sitting in the conference room in my mom's office (who worked as a children's book editor) reading Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People's Ears.
Thanks for the link, babe. :) »
Ah, nothing like wanting to vomit all over the everything first thing in the morning. Seriously, this man is terrible. »
My boyfriend and I saw each other briefly right after I turned 18 (he was 24). It didn't go anywhere (and there was no sex), and we stayed friends until we started dating for real when I was 20, going on 21, and he was 27. Those three years made a hell of a difference for me in terms of maturity. So, sure, while the… »
It's for sure an alien. Definitely. Keep it and raise it as your own.
(Nah, it's a blood clot. You're cool.) »
You're in a room with no window and no doors. You are just you, no weapons of any kind. The room can be as big as you need it to be. You also have the ability to make clones of yourself. »
"Imagine... Gollum fighting Frodo in the fires of Mount Doom for possession of the one ring... now imagine that Gollum had just done a mountain of cocaine and was also a super saiyan."»
Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. It's clearly a gazillion years, because I think that sounds better. Plus, it might be in the bible (maybe?) , so I'm double right. »
Did you inform Ubertrout so he can update his throughly researched rainbow poop article? The world has to know! »
Oh jeez, and the older son was supposed to have had beaten cancer, right? (Or is that someone else who that actually happened too?). »
I'm pretty sure they're the same health professional that made me cry insisting that the only reason I had suddenly gained weight so rapidly was because I was pregnant. She insisted this several times until I threatened to show her the bloody pad in my underwear. »